hello y’ulle. don’t worry i won’t pretend i was hacked for too long. i mean, not that i was pretending. i would never post something so demeaning about the man that is to be our future president. never.
anyways, got a mac. love it. as per tradition, took photo of self with photobooth. see:

Always hotter on a Mac.
What this means for y’ulle:
- not much.
- but it definitely will make me happier in general. more focused on the process, as opposed to the result.
- more pictures of me a la photobooth (good times, good times)
- more opportunities for me to rub my success in your face.
- more opportunities for me to pretend to be successful and have an amazing life, when in reality i live in a shoebox under the bridge on buitenkant street and i live off KFC scraps.
rad. bet nobody can’t hardly wait. see:

Total radness. Coming your way. Duck to get out of the way of the radness.
PS. Thanks Apple. Love ya. xx