Account Manager updating changes to her brief on Chase.
I am an Account Manager
And my brain is kind of scatty
Most of the time
I’m not really sure whether I’m coming or going
Even though it’s my job to be ‘on-the-ball’
I think they mean a circus-ball
(ha ha, that was a joke, like, literally on. the ball. Ok whatever.)
It’s not that I’m stupid
I just have so much stuff to remember
Think I need to get a pocket moleskine or something.
Account manager 'doing her Chase List'
I am an Account Manager
And I just dyed my blonde streaks dark
What do you think?
Kind of felt like the blonde was getting a bit pricey
Plus my hair needs a break sometimes
Also my boss takes me more seriously now that I’m brunette
And the creatives actually listen to what I’m saying
Even though they still look at me like I’m a tard
(am I a tard? I don’t think I am. i hope not. want 2 be liked.).
Account Manager 'allocating her client's budget'
I am an Account Manager
My job is very challenging
I basically multi-task non-stop
I have to make quick decisions from the minute I wake up
(Should I wear ankle boots and a mini-skirt or knee-high boots & a mini-skirt?)
Right through the day
(Should I have another half a vida muffin? This meeting’s taking forever but i’m not s’posed 2 eat carbs)
Until I go to bed at night
(Shall I wear ankle boots with a small skirt 2morrow? Or knee-high boots?)
so many tough decisions, so much ‘spot-pressure’
Account Manager trying to 'Check something on the brief'
I am an Account Manager
I often end up crying in the bathroom when the creative director shouts at me
The creative directors say I can’t think for myself
But how do they think I look this hot, like, every day?
I make complex fashion decisions they can’t even comprehend
Wish I could go work for a magazine where I could be appreciated
Gonna surf Bizcomm over lunch.
An example of an Ambitious Account Manager
I am an Account Manager
I feel safe when I have lists with facts on
That I can recite at my status meeting
Even though I sometimes get my facts wrong
(It’s because I have a scatty brain)
Creatives think my job is so easy
I’m under pressure from all sides
My client likes my hair blonde
My boss likes me brunette
Wot am I sposed 2 do?
An account manager on a business trip.
I am an Account Manager.
Does anyone have a nail file for me? <allstaff>
I am just about to post this my my account management class.
You want to do a guest lecture.
LOL
It appears that I learned well, I can’t type, I can’t spell.
“I have posted this for my Account Management Class.
and ask.
“Would you like to do a guest lecture?”
Walter, I would be honoured to do a guest lecture. Especially if I can talk about skirts. Drop me a mail and let’s chat.
alex@mybrandedlife.com