Monthly Archives: September 2009

what has been occurring.

Jees. So many occurrences. Y’ulz won’t believe how crazy the life of a non-international weblebrity can be. Went through a break-up. Dire. But rising like phoenix flying in the face of calamity. Been keeping myself busy doing shiz that blogs don’t normally do, like ‘seeing friends’ and ‘hanging out with good mates over dinner’ and ‘watching crappy TV’ and ‘reading books on spirituality’ and ‘sobbing my heart out’ and ‘winning gold loeries’.

Friends. Real life friends. And their real-life baby. Love them.

Friends. Real life friends. And their real-life baby. Love them.

Clutching at gold loerie award with fellow writer Jakkie. Gold Loerie saved my life and gave me positive affirmation when I needed it most.

Clutching at gold loerie award with fellow writer Jakkie. Gold Loerie 'saved my life' and 'gave me positive affirmation when I needed it most'.

Clapped loudly for Helen Zille on stage at the Loeries. Loeries was basically a DA rally.

Clapped loudly for Helen Zille on stage at the Loeries. Loeries was basically a DA rally.

Got my nails did a zany retro teal colour.

Got my nails did a zany retro teal colour.

Met this fat piggeh at the Tamboerskloof farm.

Met this fat piggeh at the Tamboerskloof farm.

Met this other piggeh who has tusks and snuffled my foot with its tusks.

Met this other piggeh who has tusks and snuffled my foot with its tusks.

Bought me lots of  flowers for my dining room table to generate a bright, happy atmosphere in my home.

Bought me lots of flowers for my dining room table to 'generate a bright, happy atmosphere' in my home.

Relived being a student via having my photo taken by Thunda.com

Relived 'being a student' via having my photo taken by Thunda.com

Invaded my bosss desk while she was still there. But I was in disguise so at least she wont know it was me.

Invaded my boss's desk while she was still there. But I was in disguise so at least she won't know it was me.

Gonna get back into my ‘rigorous blogging regime’ by the end of the week. Gonna ‘rediscover my voice’. Can’t wait y’ulz. Thanks for ‘being on this journey with me’ via clicking on links to my blog on my facebook status updates and tweets. Really appreciate y’al support. ‘Lets do this together’ now that I am ‘remotivated, reinspired and reinvolved’.

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it’s all gonna be okay y’ulz.

Hey Y’ulz. Just want to use this post to illustrate the extreme complexity of the hooman mind. Basically interrupted my whole branded life ‘to rebrand’, When all I needed 2 do is cut a fringe. So just want y’all to relax – is just me, same old same new, is all gonna be okay. Just gonna let my fringe grow out a few days, and I’ll be back to normal. Apologies for ‘freaking out like Britney‘ and ‘going dead like Michael’.

Fringe is as good as a rebrand.

Fringe is as good as a rebrand.

who am i? (behind the scenes of a Personal ReBrand)

who am i?

why am i here?

Rebranding Strategy:

1) Background

MyBrandedLifeTM is a blog. It has been around for nearly 2 years. It used to be a fairly serious journal of a young advertising hopeful, which evolved into a snarkie tongue-in-cheek commentary on life in advertising. It has a readership of 500 – 600 locals every day, the most views for any given post being 2 000 in one day (ie. very niche & can thus afford to ‘be specific’). Currently the author is going through a series of major life-changes which have forced her to reassess ‘why she even bothers’.

2. Competitors

The author has no real direct competitors, but loads of indirect competitors, including ‘real life’ which threaten to take away her readers. The author’s innate ‘sense of optimism’ also competes with her ‘snarkie insight’ in a never-ending ‘internal struggle’, except the author knows that nobody likes to read ‘positive, uplifting garbage’.

3. Unique Selling Proposition

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To be continued.

Should I make a giant inflatable blog?

As y’all know, I’m rebranding. Today I’m asking myself whether I should be exploiting some sort of gimmick to ‘attract readers driving past’. I got this idea when somebody tweeted about a ‘brilliant piece of MacDonald’s advertising’, which was just a streetpole that had been dressed to look like a giant McD’s coffee pot pouring coffee into a giant McD’s coffee cup. Should I get a giant inflatable version of my blog and tie it to the roof of Wembley Square?

Click here for fun.

Click here for fun.

Maybe an over-sized vagina? (just to prove to y’all I’m not a man)

notahermie.blogspot.com

notahermie.blogspot.com

Employing this kind of gimmick ‘flies in the face of convention you fools!’. It says that even though I have been educated about what is and isn’t good advertising, I’m still going to go with the gimmick because ‘it attracts attention’ and will ‘drive footfall through my blog store’ and ‘has talkability’ and ‘will generate an instant reaction’. Guess I will just have to binge on fast food to ‘make myself forget’ that I have sacrificed the integrity of my blog brand for a moment’s attention. No matter – y’all are reading this, right?

Load of crap. Really big one.

Load of crap. Really big one.

I guess the twitter equivalent of getting a giant inflatable blog and tying it to Wembley Square would be tweeting something like ‘Look at my newly waxed vagina’ and then posting a link to this post. Might just do that to ‘prove my point’, even though my readers will be annoyed at being misled for such an averagely interesting post on ‘ethics and integrity in advertising’ on my journey towards a total rebrand. Sorry y’all. Just wanted 2 be loved. Just wanted you to ‘boost my pageviews’ which is the blog equivalent to ‘driving volume’ in the  FMCG world that is online consumer-created content (ie. blogs).  Feeling a bit confused. Maybe I need to ‘hire a consultant’ to guide me in this rebranding process and bleed me dry while telling me stuff I already know. Is there anyone y’all can recommend?


rebranding phase 1: trying a new look

As y’all know, I’m going through a ‘rebranding’ process. So i’ll be trying out a few new look & feels, messaging, tone, etc over the next few weeks. My first experimental hypothesis is: Should I speak about people as if they are animals, and where possible, make them wear animal masks around me? This would be a strategic move on my behalf that would create a key differentiating factor between this blog & other advertising blogs. After all, ‘we are just animals anyway’. Plus animals are generally ‘genuine at heart’ and without any ‘personal agenda’ which results in their being ‘highly accessible and well-liked’ by a variety of demographics, regardless of the confusing fact that I ‘own a sewing machine yet am not LSM 9’. What y’ulz thank?

Portrait of the author as a horse.

Portrait of the copywriter as a 'horse'.

The Production dept shall be known from now on as the elephant parade.

The Production dept shall be known from now on as 'the elephant parade'.

Designer shall henceforth be referred to as Budgies, or, Budgerigars.

Designers shall henceforth be referred to as 'Budgies', or, 'Budgerigars'.

The head of production, while an elephant, is able to speak horse to get through to the copywriters.

The head of production, while an elephant, is able to 'speak horse' to get through to the copywriters.

The director of Operations is a sheep, because it is ironic, and heaven forbid there not be some form of irony in this post.

The director of Operations is a sheep, because it is ironic, and heaven forbid there not be some form of irony in this post.

Has my blog reached its ‘tipping point’?

Hey y’alz. Read this new age book with crazy ideas in it the other day called The Tipping Paint. Bought it coz I thought I’d learn how to ‘apply PVA properly’ but turns out there’s a typo on the cover and its actually about how trends & shiz hit the mainstream.

Reading it made me think about my blog. I thought some sad thoughts. When I first started this blog I was inspired to ‘sing for the king and queen in the coat I borrowed 4rm James Dean’, but now I’m kind of over it. Now that it’s popular and ppl actually like it I kind of don’t know what the point is anymore?

Wish theyd covered this in LifeSkills class. Can someone tell LifeSkills to get on twitter?

Wish they'd covered this in LifeSkills class. Can someone tell LifeSkills to 'get on twitter'?

Why am I writing here?
Why do my blog posts exist?
What product am I selling?
Am I about to become a Prawn?

Is my prawn claw weighing me down? Should I embrace my new species?

Is my 'prawn claw' weighing me down? Should I embrace my new species?

Have y’all heard of cannibalism in brands? Kind of worried my blog is cannibalizing my personal brand. It used to be kind of ironic because I was a ‘consummate professional who blogged like a tard’, now I am a ‘tard who is a consummate professional at blogging like a tard’ who is hated by client service. Basically it means I have no friends left, and want 2 die.

Nom Nom Nom.

Nom Nom Nom.

Have any of y’all faced this?
Is there a blogging crisis helpline I can call?
Is there a point?

Keep on trucking?

Keep on trucking?

Really want 2 turn my life around and become a ‘beacon of hope’ for young advertising bloggers who look up to me instead of being a ‘sarkie l’il brat who actually just needs to Shut The Fuck Up’. What do y’ulz think? Should I donate this personal brand to a charitable organisation and buy a new one?

my Big Day Out

Hey y’ulz. Had a serious reality check this am. Just kind of realised that there’s more to Cape Town than Wembley Square. Seriously – this is massive progress for me. Had my morning Vida at Green Point Vida as opposed to the usual Wembley Square, which threw me for starters. A lot of mommies with Dior glasses chumming little brats in babygap with pasteis de coco. Anyway, then made my way with my mucho Meie de Leit over to the Cape Royal hotel (which is very pleasant indeed – I could probably be quite happy there were it my official residence) where I was to drop nugget bombs of web marketing wisdom for the Huddlemind Word of Mouse course (which I did quite well – even wore a dress, showed some leg). Finished my talk and then stayed to hear Seth Rotherham talk about his rise to internet stardom via 2oceansvibe, which is a great story, btw, try corner him in the bathrooms at Caprice and make him tell it to you some day. MAKE him.  All in all this was a lot of stimulation for one morning and am nowly safely back at Wembley, ‘getting on with work’. Am considering branching out and going to Camps Bay vida tomorrow am, but that might just be too much for one week.

The man, the legend.

The man, the legend.

Id be pretty happy staying in one of these swanky bathrooms.

I'd be pretty happy staying in one of these swanky bathrooms.