1. The only time it is acceptable to wear Ed Hardy and Guess is if you got them free. Otherwise, rest assured that you are showing your breeding.
2. Wearing Converse sneakers with a skirt / dress / ballgown makes you look like you’re trying too hard. Someone had to say it.
3. Ramones T-shirts are very cool. As cool as Che Guevara T-shirts.
4. Go on, stick that Apple Mac sticker on your back windshield. People will think you’re a total wanker with a totally awesome computer. Totally rad.
5. CGI babies are just not cool. Not in any way, shape or form. CGI babies carry a dark, paed-like energy, even if they’re dancing and happy. Just don’t do it.