Y’ulz Seth Rotherham from 2OceansVibe reads my blog y’als! He said so on page 78 of December Elle Mag! (not on shelves just yet…be patient.) The one with Lily Allen looking like a naughty l’il slut on the cover.
Page 78! Go!
I could die y’als! Should I die? Should I end it all RIGHT NOW? Has my blogging career peaked? Should I quit now, ‘while i am ahead’? Wow y’ulz. Never imagined this day would come. Srsly. Need to lie down. Need to sit up straighter. Need to … dunno y’ulz. Just need to. Click Here to read a scan of the article. See the full article here. But wait – there’s more. He does it again here.
Srsly y’ulz. Should I die? Can’t handle the expectation. The pressure. Might have to tweet it 20 thousand billion times and post it on my fbook status and RT my fbook status on my blog on twitter ‘just to deal’.
Been watching this Lily Allen video over and over. Feeling slightly inspired by England’s ‘drinking epidemic’. Having a birthday has made me introspect about ‘where I am in my career’ and ‘whether I am where I could be’. It’s made me ask important questions like ‘is it time to stop taking my pill and pretend I was still on it to my boyfriend when I fall pregnant’ – a pretty universal question all girls face at one time or another.
Definitely not digging that vibe. Am really glad I’m not ‘nearly 30 and out every night’ with my biological clock blackmailing me into fucking up my life by ‘settling for plan B guy’. Are any of you going through this?
Time to have a baby? Maybe have a baby to quit smoking? So many options. Life is so full of potential.
Went to the VICE magazine launch on Friday night (thanks weaerawesome). It was basically like The Loeries at Assembly. Loads of advertising people. Loads of ppl passing around this lame rumour about how the band playing ‘had never left Soweto before’. Sigh. Wish I had never moved to Joburg and stopped being a ‘gullible white person’. Definitely would have been a lot of fun if I was 16 and had ‘my whole life ahead of me / my virginity intact / a set of fresh lungs / no fucking clue about “how the world works” ’. But 10 years has changed my idea of a good time, and I spent quite a lot of the evening wishing I hadn’t forgotten my MJ mask in the car, kicking the smoke out the way so I could walk.
LOVE to partay and stink like an ashtray the next day. Is my fav.
A lot of drunk ppl were buzzing about The New Young Pony Club which turned out to be a chick DJ playing Justin Timberlake (true story). Luckily I went home at 11 so never saw all those sad, disappointed faces who had their pony dreams dashed. Is a good thing. Hate seeing people I know drunk because then I feel I have ‘seen their inner tard’ and can never respect them again.
A fan after witnessing the New Young Phony Club DJ set.
A cunning plan by 'a rad hip band'.
Saw a lot of chicks in the bathrooms applying coats and coats of lipstick. Some chick pulled her friend into the bathroom stall with her and stayed inside for like half an hour. She must have been ‘having trouble inserting her tampon’. I remember this one time at high school our guidance counsellor offered to help if any of us had any trouble inserting our tampons. There are some really caring people in this world, we should all give thanks. Also give thanks for not being ‘nearly 30 and out every night’, unless you are.
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