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Psychographic Profile: I am a model at the Velocity Party


I am a model at the Velocity Party
Dunno what ‘Velocity’ is
But they’re paying me in bags of cocaine
Not that I do cocaine
Just keep it around for those dry months
When I can’t afford diet pills.

I am a model at the Velocity Party
Apparently this event is ‘the party everyone wants to go to’
Not really impressed
The people here are so ‘normal’
Most of them are midgets
And overweight
Good thing they have ‘craft skills’ and can make pretty things to sell
Bless them.

I am a model at the Velocity Party
And some blonde chick just puked on her dress
Then sat up and yelled ‘whoo hoo!’
Ew.
I’m supposed to socialize
But these midgets keep talking about ‘loories’
Have no clue what ‘loories’ are
Would ask but will probably get puked on
How long does this thing last?

I am a model at the Velocity Party
Some midget just told me he ‘made the mouse ad’
I’m not sure but I think it was a pickup line
Does anyone know what ‘mouse ad’ means?
Is it code for ‘owning a porsche’?
I’m more of a Lambo girl, myself.

I am a model at the Velocity Party
Some midget just asked me if I was in a ‘sell sea ad’
Why does everyone keep talking about ads?
This is so lame.
Have these people never heard of PVR?
Just wish it was finished so I can go home and concentrate on not eating.

I am a model at the Velocity Party.

Anyone want to do tequila shots out of my navel even though tequila makes u fat?

All photos from some post about the Loeries on Bizcommunity. If you want any removed you just let me know.
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what has been occurring.

Jees. So many occurrences. Y’ulz won’t believe how crazy the life of a non-international weblebrity can be. Went through a break-up. Dire. But rising like phoenix flying in the face of calamity. Been keeping myself busy doing shiz that blogs don’t normally do, like ‘seeing friends’ and ‘hanging out with good mates over dinner’ and ‘watching crappy TV’ and ‘reading books on spirituality’ and ‘sobbing my heart out’ and ‘winning gold loeries’.

Friends. Real life friends. And their real-life baby. Love them.

Friends. Real life friends. And their real-life baby. Love them.

Clutching at gold loerie award with fellow writer Jakkie. Gold Loerie saved my life and gave me positive affirmation when I needed it most.

Clutching at gold loerie award with fellow writer Jakkie. Gold Loerie 'saved my life' and 'gave me positive affirmation when I needed it most'.

Clapped loudly for Helen Zille on stage at the Loeries. Loeries was basically a DA rally.

Clapped loudly for Helen Zille on stage at the Loeries. Loeries was basically a DA rally.

Got my nails did a zany retro teal colour.

Got my nails did a zany retro teal colour.

Met this fat piggeh at the Tamboerskloof farm.

Met this fat piggeh at the Tamboerskloof farm.

Met this other piggeh who has tusks and snuffled my foot with its tusks.

Met this other piggeh who has tusks and snuffled my foot with its tusks.

Bought me lots of  flowers for my dining room table to generate a bright, happy atmosphere in my home.

Bought me lots of flowers for my dining room table to 'generate a bright, happy atmosphere' in my home.

Relived being a student via having my photo taken by Thunda.com

Relived 'being a student' via having my photo taken by Thunda.com

Invaded my bosss desk while she was still there. But I was in disguise so at least she wont know it was me.

Invaded my boss's desk while she was still there. But I was in disguise so at least she won't know it was me.

Gonna get back into my ‘rigorous blogging regime’ by the end of the week. Gonna ‘rediscover my voice’. Can’t wait y’ulz. Thanks for ‘being on this journey with me’ via clicking on links to my blog on my facebook status updates and tweets. Really appreciate y’al support. ‘Lets do this together’ now that I am ‘remotivated, reinspired and reinvolved’.