ShouldI dress up like the Doritos “Snowglobe” Superbowl ad?
Should I wear an Obama mask? Or should my outfit rhyme with “Yes we can”?
Should I dress up as a Social Media Consultant?
Should I hijack the big screen and plug in a powerpoint about how the youth are skeptical about traditional advertising / don’t believe the official spokesperson only the unnamed source / hate getting branded SMSes?
Feel like that last idea’s been done before at one of the 90’s Loeries.
Should I ‘get so wasted and trip my tits off’ when I go onstage ie. party on bra?
Should I sniff really loudly when I accept the Loerie so ppl think I am on cocaine, and perpetuate a sterotype that really only applies to a minority of creatives, usually the ones in Dubai? sigh. so many options.
Should I get guns tattooed on my hips / shoulders / breasts? Be ‘that gun chick’?
Should I go on stage barefoot and do push-ups with my pinkie toe?
Should I propose to my boyfriend / art director on stage?
Should I cut my face with a knife?
Should I commit ‘recession suicide’?
Should I quit my job onstage and announce that I just want to be ‘an independent creative focusing on my own personal projects’?
Should I dedicate my award to independent creatives focusing on their personal projects because they are poor unknowns who ‘deserve a break’?
Help me y’ulle. The tock is clicking.