i find this a little weird but i guess if i was diabetic i would want to use the same thing that monitors my blood sugar levels as someone who is good-looking and famous. because if it doesn’t work for them you will know. here one of the jonas brothers gets his endorsement deal on with a Bayer product (hey i use Bayer vitamins in the form of Cal-C-Vita and Supradyn so i a way i feel close to nick jonas):
Like when the cool kids at school got bracesi wanted braces.
rad hey? makes you want to phone Discovery and ask whether this rad Bayer thing is covered in chronic. i feel inspired by this jonas-bayer brand sharing collaboration, and am considering writing a song about what it’s like to have high cholesterol (pity they don’t make fancy pocket testers. a pocket test for cholesterol is just a tapemeasure or the jeans test – when you sit down does your belly roll over your jeans? then your cholesterol is probably high). also considering offering myself to the heart foundation as a cholesterol ambassador. they could play the song i write on the tv commercials where everywhere is carrying their plush toy hearts around.
wonder how my song would go. maybe something like:
even though i’ve got a hot body
got a genetic condition from my daddy
means my arteries are a little fatty
so i gotta take pills, pills, pills
to stop from gettin ill, ill, ill
gotta watch what i eat
gotta stay on my feet and take
pills, pills, pills
Many great songs have been written bout living with cholesterol for eg. this bon jovi classic.
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